The house that made me a better realtor

There is nothing wrong with this house that can’t be fixed.”

Being a young, inexperienced home buyer, these words were soothing to hear from the home inspector.

What I didn’t realize was that fixing everything would take all my time and all my money.

It was April 1st 2002.  Closing on April Fool’s Day should have been all the sign I needed.  I bought what was called a “Fixer Upper” back then.  Now we seem to have shortened it to just “Fixer.”  This was before HGTV, but I had the same aspirations as the home buyers always do at the beginning of the renovation shows.

My house had T-111 siding, which is like grooved plywood and lasts for about 30 years if maintained.  My house was 29 years old.  And it hadn’t been maintained.

It had the old crank out Pella replacement windows.  The kind that after about 20 years, you one day crank to open and the aluminum mechanism inside snaps.  That day had happened on all the windows long before I had ever seen the house.

The roof had two layers on it.  On a positive note, the HVAC was only 2 years old.

As if all this wasn’t enough, the house had a lot of settlement.  That is a nice way of saying STRUCTURAL ISSUES.  The seller gave me an $8k credit for putting piers under the foundation.  The structural engineer (A.K.A.-SALES PERSON) told me the house needed 20 of them.  They were $1k each.  I told him there was no way I could do that since I only had $8k to work with.  Suddenly, he decided that 8 piers would be just fine.

I got what I thought was a bargain. I paid $118,200 and other similar houses were going for $145-150k on the street.

The evening of April 1st, after moving in all day and getting the boy’s beds set up, I decided to take a shower.  As the steam from the shower filled the bathroom, the pea green tiles in the shower slowly started to fall off the wall.  Many had been glued on to what little drywall was left behind them.  It kind of looked like a pizza commercial where the cheese is stretching as somebody pulls out a slice.  The shower had some goofy accent tile that must have been trendy in 1973.  I keep the tile that is pictured below in my office.

Tanforan Tile

Then there was the time we had family over.  I slept on the couch in the basement.  I woke up, ready for my first cup of coffee.  I knew it wasn’t going to be a good day when I heard a splashing sound and my left foot felt wet.  Turns out the basement leaked too.  The seller said they had never had a water problem, although all the neighbors knew otherwise.

But I got a great deal, and there was nothing wrong with the house that couldn’t be fixed.

Oh yeah, now that I am a realtor, I realize that all the other bidders I was up against for this house were investors who were probably offering no more than $90k and wanting to flip it.

So, over the course of several years, I gutted all 3 bathrooms and remodeled them.  New roof.  Some new windows.  New siding. Added a fireplace. Completely gutted the basement since it was wet and moldy.  With some help from my dad and uncle, we turned 2 paneled rooms into one massive space with all new drywall, can lights, new electric and all new trim.

To solve the water issue, I had the leafguard gutters installed, the basement waterproofed with two sump pumps and brought in 3 dump trucks full of dirt and regraded the back and side yard.  Now the house next door gets water in their basement.  I didn’t feel too bad though.  If the builder had graded my yard properly, he would have been getting the water for 30 years.  It was his turn now.

I have always hated this house.  It is sort of funny that I still own it.  We moved out in 2007 and I’ve been renting it ever since.  Part of that is because houses were not selling back then.  Part of it is because after doing all this work to it, I wanted to be the one who benefited from it.

This house was sort of like real estate college for me.  I am a much better realtor having having had these heartbreaking, time consuming and costly experiences.  Having had a house that had just about every problem a house can have and fixing it all has benefited every client I have ever worked with.

And I will never recommend a home inspector who says “There isn’t anything wrong with this house that can’t be fixed.

Before and after (Circa 2008):

 

My own “First Time Buyer” experience

Back in the late 90s, we didn’t have zillow and few people had the internet.  Searching for a home was about driving around neighborhoods calling the number on the sign, or getting a Sunday newspaper to see which houses were open that day.

I was working with a realtor, but I found a for sale by owner and never thought to call her first.  I was in the car and called the number from my 4 pound cell phone that was 2 inches thick.  I could see the seller get up to answer his landline phone.  Next thing I knew, I had bought a house.

Like a lot of people, I never thought of all the time the realtor had spent with me.  I also never realized how the sum of all the little decisions that she had input on had lead me to THIS house.  I still feel bad about that.

However, I wish she had been involved in the sale.  This was looooong before I became The LEXpert.  I thought “How hard can this be?”  While none of real estate is what I call hard, there is a lot that experience can do to make it a smoother, better process.  I’ve loaded boxes at UPS in the middle of the night.  That was hard.

The seller and I kind of just made up a contract with the help of my mom.  I wish I still had a copy, because I doubt it covered things like if all the appliances stayed, when the seller would move out, what happens if things get sideways and the seller and I need to break up.

I did have a home inspection.  Kind of.  I was a broke twenty-something so a friend of my mom’s did it.  The roof was originally wood shakes with two layers of asphalt shingles over them.  It is a house that today, I would tell my clients to run from.  While we were there, my mom looks at the house two doors down and asks the seller “Is that the house where the shooting was last week?”  The seller told us that that guy only shoots at people he knows.  This is why I keep up with crime and tell people to look at the crime map online.

I had no idea that it was typical to negotiate with the seller to do repairs.  I just thought since I wanted the house still, I would have to deal with any issues.

The seller moving out didn’t go that smooth.  They kind of never fully moved out.  I kept calling him to come get his stuff.  He eventually brought a trailer over to clear out a shed.  As he was loading all the junk, he would occasionally ask if I wanted any of it.  He had several cast iron weights from old windows.  He said they would make great anchors for my boat.  I joyfully told him I did not have a boat, so he could keep them.  This is why I tell clients not to close until the seller is out.  Sometimes I have to be the bad guy and tell the listing agent or seller that they aren’t done moving out and no, they cannot come back later…..we close AFTER we see the place empty.  I’ve had to do that twice this summer.

While this house was a total dump, my wife and I loved it.  We brought both of our boys back from the hospital to this house.   Lots of great memories were made there.  We have since moved 3 times and life has taken me in a direction I always hoped it would.  I’ve been a realtor now for almost 12 years.  The experience of buying this house has helped ALL of my clients because it was one step towards becoming The LEXpert.

3 ways to win in multiple offers

Almost all my listings this year have sold in multiple offers.  That was something to brag about several years ago, but now it is pretty much the norm if the house is priced right from the beginning.

One listing had 7 offers the first day on the market.  Everybody wants the same house these days.

Since only one buyer can get the house, that means that there are others buyers who lost out.  It’s a tough time to be a buyer.

Since my work is almost always split 50-50 between sellers and buyers, want to know how to get the house you want and send all those other buyers off to fight over another one?

  1.  To begin with, go in strong.  There is a difference between overpaying for a house and offering 100% of what it is worth.  An agent should look at the comparable sales and know the value. You are going to pay top dollar for any decent property right now, so write an offer that the seller is likely to just accept.  The more time you waste on negotiating gives other buyers a chance to take the house from you.  Your battle is with the other buyers, not the sellers.  On my listing with 7 offers, we didn’t even consider any of them that had a contingency to sell or those that came in less than full price.  When you have so many good choices, a buyer can often be rejected over something minor.  When I have the buyer, I like to ask the listing agent how they want to receive the offer.  Most of us use an electronic signature program, but some agents don’t.  I mainly ask to show that I am going to be easy to work with.  Keep in mind it is like speed dating for the listing agent-they only have so much time to deal with each offer and the buyer’s agent.  I want to make it as easy as possible for them to pick my client.
  2. Don’t do anything wonky.  If the seller didn’t offer to leave their curtains, then don’t ask for them.  Don’t ask for early possession.  Don’t ask for more time than is normal for the inspections to take place.  This market is not one where you test the seller….unless you want to remain homeless.  A good, clean, simple offer is what all listing agents are wanting.
  3. Think like a seller.  Most sellers these days expect to get around full price for their houses, some even get a little more.  Believe it or not, few sellers actually care about the absolute highest offer.  Usually, the highest offers are really close, so what becomes important are the secondary terms.  The seller is concerned about your financing, so have a preapproval letter from a reputable lender.  They care about how the inspection goes, so schedule it as soon as possible.  The less time they have to worry about that, the better you look.  They care about the closing date, so be as flexible as possible.  I always ask the listing agent when the seller would like to close.  A lot of the time the seller has another closing to coordinate.

You know, I’ve been doing this for 11 years.  It is still awkward for me to write this advice.  It wasn’t too many years ago I was telling sellers how to attract buyers in a tough buyer’s market.  I was telling buyers how to bring a seller to their knees and beg you to buy their house for probably less than they paid for it.  Times change though, and this is where we are now.  And this is what you’ve got to do to get a house today.

 

Looking at the big picture

Just for fun, I thought I would go through my old blog drafts that I never published for some reason.  I found this one below.  I got a good laugh out of this because I never bought an SUV and I wrote it so long ago that my kids both have their own cars now…..and my dad is retired!

It still makes a good point that is true today:  You’ve got to look at the whole picture when buying a house and any house, unless brand new, will need some of your hard earned money spent on it.

“So, I am thinking about getting a bigger vehicle, maybe an SUV to haul kids to school.  Not too excited about it, so I have a lot of reservations, and find myself trying to make comparisons based more on my perceptions rather than reality.  Then it dawns on me that I am going through the exact same thing that home buyers deal with after they get a home inspection.

See, I am sitting around thinking things like how the tires on my current car have only about 25,000 miles on them, that my brakes are pretty new, and that I just did a major service.  I feel like I am throwing that money away if I were to trade.  Then I realize that I am only looking at half of the whole picture.  If I buy an SUV that still has plenty of life left on the tires and brakes, then I am coming out the same.  Also, since the ones I am looking at all seem to have just over 30,000 miles, they would have just had a major service too.

I think that most buyers deal with something like this after they get their home inspection done.  They start adding the costs of all the problems.  That is natural.  They also usually start to compare the house to other ones they have looked at.  So, at this point I like to try to get them to look at the whole picture like I am trying to do with my car situation.  Lets say House A needs $2000 worth of work on stuff like the roof or plumbing.  House B needs none of those things fixed, so House B must be the better one to go with, right?  Well, House B needs fresh paint, and it will also cost $2000.   When I put it this way, I am sure you see that $2000 is still $2000 no matter how you spend it. (Now I know I have over simplified here, and that most buyers have a chance to ask the seller to make repairs, but this was just the easiest way to make a point.)

My dad is the master of looking at the whole picture.  Seems like most of his friends and family always come to him seeking advice.  The funny thing is that I don’t think he ever really gives advice.  He seems to lead you to the obvious conclusion by asking a series of questions.  He’s like the compassion of Mother Teresa and the wisdom of Yoda wrapped up in a motorcycling, pet loving lawyer.

So, by looking at the whole picture about my car situation, I can now go forward to the next step, which is to decide if it is really something I want to do.  When you get to this point of the home buying process, keep in mind that just about any house is going to need money spent on it somewhere, then decide what you can live with and what you can’t.