worst part of being a realtor

This house stinks (Literally & Figuratively)

by John Rice

I showed a really loser house to some friends of mine today. It stank. Literally.

This place looked okay in the pictures. A little 2005ish but nice. It had a huge sunroom and was on an absolutely gorgeous 1.5 acre lot with a lovely view on 2 sides.

I got to this vacant house about 45 minutes before my people. I had plenty of time to work on getting my daily allotment of steps. As I was walking around the house for all that time, I concluded that the floor plan was especially terrible.

It had a nice kitchen and great room. The sunroom was really nice although it had a strong cat urine odor. There was a flex room with a closet with french doors right off the great room by the front door. It had two bedrooms and two baths downstairs. There was a staircase leading to a finished room over the garage. This room did not have a bathroom or a closet and had limited headroom.

SO BASICALLY THIS WAS A 2 BEDROOM HOUSE!

Sure, somebody could use that flex room on the front of the house as a bedroom since there was a closet, but who is going to do that? Sure you could use the room upstairs that didn’t have a closet or bathroom as a bedroom, but who wants to do that? The closest bathroom is downstairs on the opposite side of the house.

When my friends asked what I thought of the house, I told them it was a waste of a really nice lot. I told them that even if this floor plan could work for them, it isn’t going to work for 90% of the buyers when they would later attempt to sell it. They agreed it was a hard no for them. There really should have been either a true third bedroom downstairs or a closet and full bath upstairs.

While I am all about people finding a house they love, there is an investment side to buying a house. One day you will need to become the seller…….so start with a house that most people would want to buy.

When houses attack

by John Rice

You know what is wild about being a realtor for close to 20 years? The memories.

All the time when I’m driving around town, I will pass a house I have shown at some point and remember something about it or my clients. Occasionally I will be way out in the country on drives with friends and suddenly see a house I showed a long time ago.

My car club had a drive last weekend. A few of us decided to go through Midway on the way home. We went through a neighborhood where I had a listing 12 years ago. I will always remember that house.

Why?

Well, here is the story.

The seller was a friend from high school who was moving back to Lexington. I had already found him his new house and it was time to sell this one. He was out of the country the day it was going to hit the market. I had to run to the house to put a sign in the yard, a lockbox on the door and check on a few last minute items before showings started.

He just had new carpet installed and wanted me to take off my shoes, which I did before I stepped inside. Just then, a very loud alarm started going off. Not the kind that just beeps inside the house. This was like a severe weather siren attached to the outside of his house.

He had told me the alarm would be off.

I decide the best thing to do is turn the power off for the whole house. I run into the garage in search of the electrical panel. I flip the light switch, and it remained pitch black. The bulbs were burned out. I turn on the flashlight on my phone and take my first step into the garage. OUCH!!! Every step hurt like crazy but I was on a mission to get that darn alarm turned off. I turn all the power off for the house. The alarm did not stop. It had a battery backup. I run back, barefoot, into the house in search of the alarm’s back up battery. Meanwhile, I see neighbors starting to gather in the driveway. Ugh, the battery is in a metal box that needs a screw driver to open, so back in the garage to find one. FINALLY, the alarm is off!

Next thing I know, I am outside assuring the neighbors that all is well. Turns out the alarm is not monitored and it wasn’t the first time it has gone off. One of the neighbors told me they hoped the new owners would remove it.

By this time, the adrenaline is wearing off and I remember my feet are hurting. Remember all this has happened with me being barefoot since I was asked to remove my shoes.

I opened the garage door before I left to see what was all over the floor. I had no idea that my client had a hobby of doing something with metal. The whole garage floor was covered with metal shavings which as you can imagine are quite sharp.

This would have made one amazing video on Tik Tok had somebody recorded it.

The worst part of being a Realtor

by John Rice

I bet you are thinking I am going to talk about being on call 24/7 and other things realtors complain about.

Not quite.

To me, the worst part of being a realtor is seeing your client make a mistake you know they will regret later.  It is easy to do.  I mean, no buyer or seller really know the market like a realtor.  They only know what they read in the paper or hear their friends discuss.  Often buyers and sellers don’t totally trust their agent.  I recently told a client a truth about our market.  This client said none of her friends believed me.  I asked if any of them had recently sold a house in our area.  None of them had.

Here are the biggest ways clients can make a mistake:

Buyers:  There is nothing worse for a buyer than the first house they see being the most totally amazing house that has come on the market all year.  When this happens, buyers often assume every house is just as good.  They often decide to wait for a better one.  When they do this, they quickly realize the house they passed on was so much better than the other houses in their price range.  I dread it when this happens because I know that the buyer is thinking I am just trying to get them to buy the first house they see to make it easy on myself.

Another big buyer mistake is wanting to negotiate in multiple offers.  I often have buyers tell me they want to come in low and let the seller counter.  I tell them that if they had two offers, and one of them was lower than the other, which one would you counter if you were even going to counter at all?  When you are in multiple offers and you make the weakest offer the seller got, they simply do not counter your offer, even if your agent tells their realtor you are open to a counter.  I mean, they already have other offers that are better than your offer, they have no need to counter.  Always come in with your best offer in multiple offers because  you only get one chance at getting the house.

Sellers:  I feel for sellers.  I think they have it the worst.  I mean, they see in the news that prices are going up.  They know their neighbor got 5 offers the first day on the market.  They see what their Zestimate is on Zillow.  They often think their house is worth more than it is.  Like in any market, the most you can get out of a house is what a buyer will pay.   You can never get more than market value for your house.  It is just in a hot seller’s market, you might have 5 people all willing to pay market value for your house instead of hoping and praying that just 1 buyer will in a buyer’s market.

When a seller overprices their house, they lose the frenzy of having more than one buyer wanting their house.  When a house hits the market, all the buyers in that price range rush out to see it.  Buyers are afraid of losing it.  Once the house has been on the market for a bit, buyers are no longer afraid of losing the house, so they make less than full price offers.

Sometimes a seller will think the realtor isn’t doing enough to market the house.  Exposure is never a problem these days.  Houses get thousands of views on just zillow.  Once a house is listed you can google the address and see several pages of places the listing can be found.  There is no way there is a buyer out there for a specific house who does not know it is available unless they don’t have internet or don’t have a realtor.

So, those are some of the worst parts of being a realtor.  The 24/7 thing is something you get used to after a while.